At some point in their lives, many men have wondered if their dick is too small. It’s a very common concern, even for well-endowed men. Having a huge cock is a major flex, both for aesthetic reasons and for pleasing women. All women are size queens whether they admit it or not, so being with a man with a small dick can be very disappointing. And of course, comparing your cock to the size of dildos & men in porn can make any guy self-conscious. If you want to know for sure if your size is a problem, here are 10 signs your dick is too small.
The Most Common Signs You Have A Small Dick
10. You have small dick energy. Everyone has heard of “big dick energy” – the kind of confidence that comes with having a huge cock and knowing what to do with it. Conversely, small dick energy describes the attitude of men with mini-members. This manifests most of the time as being shy and afraid to talk to women because you know you don’t have enough between your legs to please them. In some cases, it translates to arrogant, misogynistic behavior which is far less appealing. Red pill losers radiate this kind of small dick energy. If you are scared of or angry with women, you may have a small dick.
9. Your dick disappears. Men with big dicks have no trouble distinguishing their cock from their balls when inactive. A big dick will hang, even when soft. A dick that disappears or could be confused with your balls when not erect has a definite disadvantage. If you look more like a Ken doll than a tripod, you likely have a small dick.
8. You give EXACT measurements rather than rounding the number down. Giving increments of measurements – 1/4, 1/2, 3/4 – is small dick behavior. If you need to account for every teeny-tiny bit of the ruler, your dick is too small.
How Women Subtlety Say They Are Disappointed
7. Girls give you nicknames or make subtle jokes. Women can sense small dick energy, and we love to tease guys who have it. Ever had a girl remark that you have small hands, small feet, or giggle when you say words like “big” or “huge?” Do girls give you nicknames like “Little Fella” or tell you you’re one of the girls? If they tease you as if they know something about your size, you might have a small dick.
6. Women want oral but not sex. Nothing feels more amazing to a woman than being filled with a big, thick cock. When a woman prefers you perform oral on her but not sexual intercourse, she is likely disappointed with the size of your penis and believes it will not satisfy her. If you lick more pussy than you fuck, you probably have a small dick.
5. You’re a one & done. You seem to have a lot of singular dates and one night stands, but the women never come back for more. Does this describe your sexual experiences? This does not happen to men with huge cocks – in fact, guys with big dicks have women lining up for more. If women never come back for more, you may have a small dick.
4. You’ve been cheated on. When you have managed to get a girlfriend, has she remained faithful? Women need regular sex with a large cock, and guys who can’t provide that will be cheated on 100% of the time. If you have been cuckolded by a woman, it’s likely that your dick is too small.
3. Women you’ve slept with say size doesn’t matter. I promise you that no guy with a huge cock has EVER heard a woman say that size doesn’t matter. This is something women say to be nice – but it’s not true. Size DOES matter. If a woman has ever told you differently, she’s being polite and your dick is disappointingly small.
Biggest (lol) Signs Your Dick Is Too Small
2. You orgasm fast. Most, if not all, premature ejaculators have very small penises. This is likely because all the nerve endings that are meant to be spread out over many inches are condensed down to a very small body part. When this happens, it makes the penis far more sensitive and therefore more likely to orgasm quickly. If you are one of these quick-shooters, your dick is definitely too small.
1. You failed the toilet paper test. This very simple and easy test is a good way to gauge if your dick is too small. If your dick doesn’t fit through and is longer than a roll, you are an adequate size. Anything else…well, take the test and find out if your dick is disappointingly small.
If you related to more than a couple of the items on this list, your dick is definitely small. I’m sure you probably already knew that – but I’m glad to help you confirm and accept your status as a little dick loser. Acknowledging that your tiny penis will never satisfy a woman is necessary because your dick is disappointing and too small.
Your high end phone sex Mistress,
Mistress Charlotte, I knew going in…(🤭) or perhaps I say, I knew from the start that this would be a humbling read!
This is NOT the paper you hand in hoping to get 10 out of 10!
But I never miss a chance to read another blog on the plight of the puny.
Now I thought, “Surely, I will ace this!”
However, I will admit to saying “no” to a few.
Now, obviously one must only have one on the list to qualify, but I have to say yes to…ahem, several!
But to be a discreet I will leave that up to your imagination!
That was a fun post! Thank you Mistress Charlotte!❤️
Oh little peg…I think your name gives it away. Although this wasn’t a test, you still failed it lol. 😘
I’m afraid I checked all of those boxes. Failed the TP test. Women expect me to be hung because of my 6’4” frame, but at some point my little secret is revealed. Thanks for teaching me all women are size queens and that I don’t deserve sex.
Women call that fraud – tall men should be hung accordingly. An incredible disappointment for any woman who has to see your teeny peenie. 🤣
I definitely use exact sizing with every teeny bit of the ruler. LOL. I love that this article was much more than just about size but also aspects of life and attitude.
Yes, ottoman, thank you for noticing! Glad you enjoyed the read, and don’t forget to round down on your measurements lol. 😜
This is great Charlotte. I personally, love watching a guy with a little dick pretending his small penis is to big for the toilet paper roll. Uh, uh, Princess, it won’t fit. Hahahahah like little dick loser, Please. Stop playing, it is so small it will fit.
Enjoy your blog.
Thank you Andi! I’ve caught little dick losers actually jamming the roll into their skin to make it stick out the end – and you STILL can’t see the tip lol! 😁
I know for a certain Im small. Every woman i was incolved with cheated ot cucked me. I pretty much expected whoever I was dating to see someone else. Now would you beleive Im married?
I can believe you’re married, Alex. I can also believe that your wife is enjoying much bigger cocks on the side lol. 😘
I showed you my toilet paper roll test and how…short I came up. I checked every box on here. Being tall, women never expect it to be tiny
You showed the toilet paper roll but your little disappointment got lost in it lol. It’s soooooo tiny, Ryan! 🤣
I took the toilet roll test — and I failed. My small dick also disappears (it’s not just “shrinkage” from cold water).
Mistress Charlotte, I will call you soon to discuss further. We’ve already had a couple of calls and I definitely want to have you humiliate me again and again.
Until then,
Cindy Lollicock XOXOX
Oh Cindy! I knew you’d fail lol, that little thing is too cute! Definitely not a COCK, not even sure we can call it a dick! 😘